Holy Fucking Shit
March 9, 2009
[Breaking news from Madrid airport]
Remember how Perfunctory IUI #7 was only done to satisfy the insurance company that I’d failed enough injectible + IUI cycles to qualify for IVF with the Trick Up My Sleeve insurance?
Remember how I used expired/ruined FSH?
Remember how we skipped the pre-IUI sex?
Guess who got a positive beta!
I am flabbergasted. Cautious, dubious, cackling with laughter at the irony.
Contest: Guess the beta (12DPO) and win a prize. Either a present from my travels or some of my new pottery.
Barren Bitches post coming shortly.
Baby Smiling In Back Seat 
March 9, 2009 at 4:48 am
Congratulations!!! I am so happy for you.
March 9, 2009 at 5:05 am
Waaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!! Congrats! Awesome! No guess…just happiness for you! 🙂
March 9, 2009 at 5:31 am
Oh my gosh! I am thrilled for you. At the airport on my way to sunny Winnipeg, so can’t write more, but just wanted to stop by and say CONGRATULATIONS!
March 9, 2009 at 5:45 am
woo hoooooooo!!!!! That’s such awesome news! I am so very happy for you! I’m not sure what beta’s should be – so no guess sorry.
((hugs))
Anita 🙂
March 9, 2009 at 5:49 am
OMG!!!!!!!!!!
OMG!!!!!!!!!!
OMG!!!!!!!!!!
I’m going to guess 270!!
OMG!!!!!!!!!!
March 9, 2009 at 5:49 am
Oh my god, that is awesome! Congratulations 🙂
I’ll guess 45
March 9, 2009 at 5:50 am
clearly I have no idea what I beta should be. Forgive me ignorance.
March 9, 2009 at 5:58 am
OMG!! I knew by the title it was good news!! And I heart any title that has profanity in it! I have no idea what to guess, but congratulations!!YAY!!
March 9, 2009 at 6:40 am
Hot damn…I am so fracking happy for you! I think I’ll be the eternal optimist and guess a 12DPO beta of 100.
March 9, 2009 at 6:53 am
WHAT??? CONGRATULATIONS!!! This is great news!!! 🙂 🙂 🙂 No guess, just amazed at this turn of events!
March 9, 2009 at 7:00 am
CONGRATULATIONS!!!! I’m guessing 58!!! How freaking exciting!
March 9, 2009 at 7:21 am
wow, wow, WOW! That is awesome!
March 9, 2009 at 7:43 am
I haven’t a clue what a beta should be 12dpo, but just wanted to say wooooo hooooo, congratulations!
March 9, 2009 at 7:49 am
Wow, wow, wow!! Congratulations!!
March 9, 2009 at 7:55 am
Yay! I’ve been checking everyday and was so excited to see this! Congrats!
March 9, 2009 at 8:02 am
Holy crap!! awesome!
March 9, 2009 at 8:05 am
I’ll throw in a ‘just cause’ guess for the beta at 112 to 141!
March 9, 2009 at 8:09 am
Holy crap…amazing news! Congrats on the happy beta…I guess it’s 57 at 12dpo!
March 9, 2009 at 8:56 am
Yay! Yay! Yay! I so needed a Yay! today! so Yay! And I have no clue about betas at this point in the IF journey, um, I guess it’s not “3” and I guess it’s not “a million” so somewhere between the two?
And once again…
Yay!
March 9, 2009 at 9:39 am
Congrats! I’m all scientific, so I checked out betabase and found the average range. I’m guessing 36.
March 9, 2009 at 10:15 am
Wow–how wonderful! Congratulations!
March 9, 2009 at 10:38 am
WOW, I go away for a day and look what happens! Congrats on the + beta! 79 is my guess.
March 9, 2009 at 10:39 am
OMG!!! OMG!!!! THAT’S SO AWESOME..I’m going with 70
March 9, 2009 at 11:19 am
Congratulations! Best wishes for a healthy uneventful nine months!
March 9, 2009 at 11:39 am
I’m no good at guessing numbers, but I’m GREAT at being excited for you. WOOOOOO HOOOOOOO!
My sister wonders why I am suddenly dancing around the kitchen.
OMfreakingG. SO HAPPY FOR YOU!!
March 9, 2009 at 11:50 am
Oh my god! That is fantastic! I had a feeling it would happen this cycle! I just freaked my cats out by yelling “woo hoo!”
I’m going to guess 87.
Yay!
March 9, 2009 at 11:54 am
Hahahahahahaha! I knew it would happen this cycle, just because you didn’t care if it didn’t. Woohoo! Congratulations!!!
Oh, and my guess is 112. And another woohoo!!
March 9, 2009 at 11:56 am
OMFG!! You go, Ms. Non-compliance! I’ll guess 85 at 12dpo.
I’m so happy for you!!! You think it might have something to do with that healer? How much does he charge?
March 9, 2009 at 2:23 pm
Oh my word!!!!!!!!! I have no idea what your beta is but I’m praying that it keeps doubling away!
Woohoo!!!!!
Eve
March 9, 2009 at 3:26 pm
99. And yay!
March 9, 2009 at 4:59 pm
You must have relaxed an amazing amount this cycle or your healer is a sure thing. No matter how you fell into the category of urban legends I am glad you made it there!
Congratulations!
March 9, 2009 at 6:58 pm
Wahoooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
March 9, 2009 at 7:24 pm
I sent you an email this morning expressing my piss-my-pants level excitement, but I want to say it again here. WOW!
My guess for your beta is 86!
March 9, 2009 at 7:42 pm
wahoo. this is such great news! my guess is 101. 🙂
March 9, 2009 at 7:59 pm
That is wonderful!!! I am so very, very happy for you! 🙂
My beta guess is 123.
March 9, 2009 at 8:44 pm
OMG!!!!!! I can’t believe it- that’s fantastic! Congratulations! I’m guessing 135.
March 10, 2009 at 12:55 am
AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 65?
WOOT WOOT!
March 10, 2009 at 2:34 am
Oh my freaking gosh! That is FABULOUS news!!!! My guess at 12DPO would be 125?
Thank you God for this miracle!!!
xxx
March 10, 2009 at 6:49 am
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ironic is an understatement huh? Wow…I say 78, 82 and 91. Man, this is freaking awesome!
March 10, 2009 at 6:50 am
Just had to say WOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOO again, unbelievable! So super exciting!
March 10, 2009 at 4:55 pm
Oh yea! Super yea! I’m so happy for you, and keep my fingers SO super-duper crossed for a happy beta of 62 or 92 — taking two guesses, b/c Wishing4One took 3 and s/he’s a bad influence. But seriously, congrats, congrats, congrats! This news made my day.
March 10, 2009 at 5:21 pm
ahhhhhhhh! this is great!
lucky number seven! the totally laid back one. :)))
I hope I get that lucky too. My HPT is Friday, and I’m not really confident about it. But maybe it’s a good sign…
congratulationssssss!!!!
p.s. I also used expired follis.tim!! LOL
March 10, 2009 at 7:27 pm
Late to the party… but WOW Congrats!!!
I’m going to guess 54 or 74 with the same rationale as above (everyone else is doing it).
Enjoy your travels!
March 10, 2009 at 7:46 pm
Cool!
150?
March 10, 2009 at 10:07 pm
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Congrats to you!!!!
March 11, 2009 at 3:46 am
Just found your blog and what a time to find it!
CONGRATS!!!!! My guess is 320
March 11, 2009 at 3:49 am
HAHA did you freak? ok ok my real guess is 196
March 11, 2009 at 12:08 pm
I am screaming–HOLY SHIT! Congratulations–and now I need to go dance around the living room.
I am going to guess 124 for the beta.
March 11, 2009 at 10:36 pm
Mother f^cker, you lucky f^ck!! That’s fantastic! I’m guessing 108.
March 12, 2009 at 12:37 am
It is that perfect moment where one does not know whether to laugh or to cry!
Congratulations!
March 12, 2009 at 4:09 am
Wow! Congrats!
March 12, 2009 at 11:20 am
Wow, that’s great news! I guess you just never know.
I’ll guess 78 for your 12 DPO beta, and here’s hoping it doubles!
March 12, 2009 at 11:29 am
Here from LFCA
Hooray! Congrats!!!
Hmmmm….I’m going to guess a nice average 12dpo of 43.
March 12, 2009 at 11:46 am
Oh joy, oh joy! Don’t know how I missed this post! Congrats!
March 12, 2009 at 12:01 pm
saw your news on LFCA, congratulations!!! 😀 😀
March 12, 2009 at 12:11 pm
Oh my gosh! Congratulations!!!! My guess is the beta is 175 🙂
March 12, 2009 at 12:26 pm
HOLY SHIT! That’s awesome. Funny, this stuff does seem to work sometimes. 🙂
March 12, 2009 at 12:58 pm
HFS is right!! That’s awesome!!!!!!!!!! Congrats!
March 12, 2009 at 2:03 pm
1.) Congratulations! *hug*
2.) I guess 67. It’s a good number.
March 12, 2009 at 8:21 pm
Ooooohhhhh. Congratu-ma-lations!
J
March 12, 2009 at 8:46 pm
AWESOME!!!
Congratulations!
My guess is 101.
March 13, 2009 at 7:46 am
OMG!! Congrats! Wishing for the best!
March 15, 2009 at 9:23 pm
Congratulations! I couldn’t be happier for you! Just Relax must have done it – with a little help from technology of course ;-).